…a sex swing to be exact.
A friend of mine, who shall remain nameless, arrived at his apartment yesterday after work to find that his bed was made. Thinking it was nice of his wife to do so (apparently it’s uncommon in their household for the bed to be made on a regular basis), he didn’t think much of it.
Then he noticed a hole in his ceiling. A square cut-out that he, nor his wife, had done.
They began to wonder. Then they called me to confirm their next move. They then called their apartment management company to find out what was going on and to ensure there wasn’t any nefarious activities while they were gone for the day. No note was left by maintenance personnel, so things obviously seemed strange and most definitely out of place.
After a quick call to the management company and then a call back to me, I learned that a notice had been sent previously which stated that maintenance personnel may come in and fix water damage if they see anything. So there you have it… Case closed.
…But there was no water damage in their ceiling. And his wife didn’t make the bed that morning.
Apparently the maintenance person saw holes in the ceiling which were thought to be water damage and made the bed before cutting the hole.
Actually though?
The holes were drilled previously for the purpose of a sex swing.
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