Tuesday, September 4, 2012

Quick - turn off the TV!

And shut the shades, too!

Nothing can get me to turn off the TV quicker than seeing someone go door-to-door with a clipboard. I don't care if they've already seen my TV on from the neighbor's house. Nor do I care if they notice the shades were not previously closed.

I just don't care.

I care even less if they can see a light on upstairs and possibly hear music or other sounds coming from inside.

If I don't want to talk to you, dear stranger, I won't. Although, there are times I DO want to talk to you, like when I'm feeling exceptional. Or if I think I can give you a run for your money.

Or if I want to make you tired.

See? You don't want any of that. I know you don't. So please, just stop stopping by. We'll both be happier.