Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Zombies in the News! (You may learn something. Nothing that would save your life, though.)

It’s been a long, long time since I last posted about zombies, so I offer you this historical info to peruse at your lehzure):

Apparently at one point (August 11, 1950 to be exact), someone thought that Koreans were zombies from the USSR. I guess that’s a little strange, and probably a gross misinterpretation of the Korean people.

On October 17, 1944, someone thought it would be neat to give jobs to the zombie population, because they’re people too.

In 1937, zombies were Republicans, sent all their laundry to Maine, and ate their dinners out of a crack barrels (whatever those are).

In 2009, researchers became finally sure that zombies would kill us dead if things start to go down.

And at least one city council in the world has had to admit recently its preparation shortcomings in regard to a zombie attack.

So there you have it. Zombies. Now go read my other posts on this subject.


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