And shut the shades, too!
Nothing can get me to turn off the TV quicker than seeing someone go door-to-door with a clipboard. I don't care if they've already seen my TV on from the neighbor's house. Nor do I care if they notice the shades were not previously closed.
I just don't care.
I care even less if they can see a light on upstairs and possibly hear music or other sounds coming from inside.
If I don't want to talk to you, dear stranger, I won't. Although, there are times I DO want to talk to you, like when I'm feeling exceptional. Or if I think I can give you a run for your money.
Or if I want to make you tired.
See? You don't want any of that. I know you don't. So please, just stop stopping by. We'll both be happier.